Dear Tech Support (funny)

[esm]

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NASCAR 6.0, NFL 5.1 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate




DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Sincerely

Tech Support




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[Mitchell]

what about uninstalling husband 1.0 and reinstling version 2.0, give that one a go, it may fiix the problem.

But I have to warn you that I tried uninstalling wife 1.0 and changed my mind as it was a very expensive practice, so decided to keep wife1.0 and ignore the bugs and conflicts.

I have been considering installing girlfriend 8.0 on my laptop to see how it works.
By the way if you didn't see me back at the forum please don't blame it on Bruce, no he hasn't banned me, perhaps someone who is not supposed to see this note has seen it and has disposed me

[esm]

But I have to warn you that I tried uninstalling wife 1.0 and cbanged my mind as it was a very expensive practice, so decided to keep wife1.0 and ignore the bugs and conflicts.

Hey, if you can't uninstall Wife 1.0 then forget about installing Wife 2.0. TOS won't allow it...!



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[Bruceper]

Gotta love Mitchell's comments. This was always a good joke, going back many years.